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***WARNING!!!\u00a0 SPOILERS BELOW!!! Please do not read if you haven’t seen any of these movies.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

If you don’t care then please proceed. \ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n

So, during the holiday break, I decided to finally sit through the Star Wars movies and get caught up with the franchise. To be completely honest, I have not seen the original three movies from start to finish. I saw bits and pieces here and there and basically understood the plot of the films. I did watch episode 1, missed 2 and saw the beginning and ending of 3. Yes, I understand that my Star Wars viewing was completely choppy. Since Disney was awesome enough to add all the Star Wars movies to Disney+, I figured it was time to sit down and watch the movies through without interruption.<\/p>\n

Which order should I watch it in? Should I start at the very beginning with episode 1 and go from there? Or should I start the way everyone else started? \u2026with episode 4? My wife greatly influenced my decision and so I decided to watch the movies from release beginning with Episode 4. So onward I go!<\/p>\n

Please be aware that these are quick comments regarding each film that I’ve seen. I’m not going to go into really long specifics into anything. The films I haven’t seen will be marked as such. (but I do plan on watching them)<\/p>\n

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Episode IV \u2013 A New Hope:<\/strong> Whoa, instant action! Everything seems so familiar. Last time I saw this movie was when I was around 7? years old. The Jawas look similar to that one character from He-man\u2026 you know who I\u2019m talking about. (googled his name\u2026 Orko<\/a>) That\u2019s honestly who I thought about when I first saw them. Gosh the acting is so bad. The special effects (while I know were updated) don\u2019t look too good either. The light saber fight scenes are so bad\u2026 it made me laugh but damn Darth Vader looks so badass. Oh shit\u2026 Obi Wan dies? Ahh\u2026 I remember seeing this scene on Family Guy. Lmao Please don\u2019t hate me.<\/p>\n

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Episode V \u2013 The Empire Strikes Back:<\/strong> Okay, lets see what happens now. So, Luke trains with Yoda. He seems so dumb in this film. I thought Yoda was supposed to be a Jedi master, the wisest one of the lot\u2026 no? Luke and Vader fight\u2026 I know from seeing this a long time ago (and from so many references in other films) that Darth Vader is Luke\u2019s father. Oh snap, Luke loses his hand?<\/p>\n

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Episode VI \u2013 Return of the Jedi:<\/strong> This storyline is a bit better than the last three in my opinion. Boba Fett dies? I didn\u2019t know that. Dude gets eaten by a huge mouth. lol<\/p>\n

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Episode I \u2013 The Phantom Menace:<\/strong> I remember seeing this movie at the theater. I hadn\u2019t remembered anything of the other movies to really understand anything. Now it makes sense. It\u2019s Ben! Ahh\u2026 Darth Vader as a little kid. Very interesting to see how he turns evil. The Jedi Council seems to know that training Anakin is a bad idea. So, what I can take from all of this is that Qui-Gon Jinn did create this monster. It was all his fault!! Also, wow Darth Maul is scary looking. I remember seeing his face everywhere when this movie came out.<\/p>\n

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Episode II \u2013 Attack of the Clones:<\/strong> Wow, Anakin Skywalker is a little whiny bitch isn\u2019t he? He can\u2019t get his way most of the time and complains like a baby. Dude, just shut up and do your job! Jango Fett was pretty badass\u2026 oh is that little Boba? Aww\u2026 he never knows how he dies. Lol Into a huge sand-hole mouth. LOL<\/p>\n

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Episode III \u2013 Revenge of the Sith:<\/strong> Execute order 66.\u00a0 hehe! The beginning of this movie was slightly boring… up until it went dark and Anakin killed those children. My god! The final fight scene between Anakin and Obi Wan was intense. If Obi Wan could’ve seen the future, I think he’d kick Anakin into that lava but wow… now we know the reason why Darth Vader gets his suit. This movie was better towards the end.<\/p>\n

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Episode VII \u2013 The Force Awakens:<\/strong> I am instantly hooked. Those Storm Troopers are pretty bad ass. Who is this sith lord? Kylo Ren? Helmet looks pretty good. Who\u2019s this huge alien giant? So many questions!\u00a0 Love the call back to Darth Vader. Oh man, the \u201cpiece of crap\u201d getaway ship is the Millennium Falcon!! OH SNAP\u2026 It\u2019s Hans Solo and Chewy! OH SNAP #2\u2026 Kylo is Hans and Leia\u2019s son? OH SNAP #3 \u2026HE KILLED HANS SOLO? WTF YOU MANIAC!!! I bet Chewy is pissed AF! OOOOO\u2026 It finishes with Luke\u2026 Nice! This film was fire.<\/p>\n

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Episode VIII \u2013 The Last Jedi:<\/strong> Really looking forward to this film. Want to see what happens with Rey and Luke. Interesting to see that Kylo Ren was trained by Luke Skywalker. This story line grasps me harder than any of the others. So much going on. Wait\u2026 Luke projects himself, looks like he\u2019s taking a massive dump then dies like Obi Wan? Lame.<\/p>\n

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Episode IX \u2013 The Rise of Skywalker: <\/strong>Haven’t seen this yet.<\/p>\n

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Rogue One – A Star Wars Story:<\/strong> Oooo\u2026 black Storm Troopers? Okay, so this seems to take place between episode III and IV, sweet! The movie is a bit boring in certain areas. I understand why they had to add old dude\u2019s face digitally but wow it looks bad. I lost track of the story and just cringed every time I saw his CGI face. This makes so much sense as to how episode IV starts. Sad to see them finish the mission, only to die. HOLY CRAP! THAT DARTH VADER SCENE AT THE END WAS SO BADASS!!!! Hey it\u2019s princess Leia! Her CGI was done way better than Tarkin.<\/p>\n

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Solo- A Star Wars Story: <\/strong>Haven’t seen this film yet.<\/p>\n

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The Mandalorian:<\/strong> This series has so many positive reviews. Since I am fresh with the whole Star Wars lore, I was happy to jump in and see what all the hype was about. The Mandalorian\u2019s entrance was so badass. The episodes are too short for my liking. I would much rather have hour long episodes\u2026 just too much goodness going on. Baby Yoda was just like everyone says\u2026 completely adorable! So many great sayings\u2026 \u201cI have spoken\u201d, \u201cThis is the way\u201d, \u201cI can bring you in warm or I can bring you in cold!\u201d LMAO So much awesome sauce going on here! Oh man, Black Storm Troopers are back!! Love how the Mandalorian upgraded his gear going forward I cannot wait for Season 2!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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